Thursday, November 09, 2006

Torched Colon Idiocy!

Backside firework prank backfires.

In what universe does it seem like a good idea to stick a firework where the sun don't shine? What did he think was going to happen? That he would take off? That he would experience some kind of extreme sexual thrill? That this would in no way involve torching his colon?

You'd think selling fireworks to the retarded would be against the law by now. Evidently not so.

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