Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Presumptuous Sprog!

Today on the Jeremy Kyle show we're going to be talking to a man who already has SIX children and, it's claimed, there's another one on the way! He DENIES that the baby his ex-girlfriend is expecting is his and wants her to have a DNA test when it's born. His ex, meanwhile, already has a daughter from her failed marriage to a GAY dancer.

No, I lied. It's not the Jeremy Kyle show, it's Eddie Murphy's life. Tomorrow, Jerry Springer, featuring Britney and Kevin.

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