Friday, December 15, 2006

Vote Leona!

Dear British public,

Tomorrow you MUST vote for Leona to win the X Factor, for the following reasons:

1. Ray is a fraud. According to this week's Holy Moly mailout he is actually an actor aged 29 playing an innocent little boy who weeps whenever he sings of Liverpule. This cannot be allowed to continue.

2. It is high time the UK stopped its shameful record of never allowing black people to win reality shows. Look at the disgustingly early exits of Spoony and Ray from Strictly Come Dancing. Look at every series of Big Brother there has ever been. Look at Lemar coming third in Fame Academy. Where are Sinead and David Sneddon now? This cannot be allowed to continue.

3. Leona is really good at singing. Ray is not so good.

Thank you in advance,

love, JC

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